20 January 2013
10. Her favorite expression is, "Catfish ain't nothin' but a seafood dish."
9. She thinks Hunger Games are the sports world's equivalent of Feed the World.
8. She prefers Dick to Jeremy Schaap.
7. She doesn't even have a fake pet.
6. She has a Hall of Fame Vote and every year only writes in "Pete Rose."
5. She has seen even fewer Star Wars movies than I have.
4. She believes Manti Te'o.
3. She loves the theatre but never comes late.
2. Her Christmas tree is also still up.
And the Number One Reason I love my Manti-Te'o-Style Fake Girlfriend":
1. She just admitted to doping with Lance Armstrong.